The 10 Commandments of Car Collecting

Commandments of Car Collecting
If you're getting into, or already collecting cars, you're in the right place. Airchamber USA has collectors covered - no pun intended.
  1. Thou shalt not read thy Hemmings on company time lest thy employer renders it impossible to make thy car payments.
  2. Thou shalt not store thy car outside except for thy significant other's minivan.
  3. Thou shalt not deceive thy spouse into thinking that thee is taking a romantic Sunday drive when indeed thou art going to look at another car.
  4. Thy shalt not love thy cars more than thy spouse and children, although this commandment may be overlooked on show or race weekends.
  5. Thou shalt not divulge to thy spouse the cost of thy latest restoration. At least not all at once.
  6. Thou shalt not build thy spouse a new addition for the house and then use it to store cars.
  7. Thou shalt teach thy offspring to drive in a car with three pedals.
  8. Thou shalt not covet thy neighbor’s car.
  9. Thou shalt always open thy windows in a tunnel for it is holy.
  10. Thou shalt not buy thy spouse a floor jack for Christmas.